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water bottle collector, player of instruments, scooper of litter box (2)

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

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[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

[ID: a pair of

outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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this is the fucking funniest thing ive ever seen im in tears of laughter. (right axis) . this is a work of fucking art

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As you all can see when I started to purchase $10 pocket knives at gas stations in late 2017 and continued to do so once a year every year the gap between my annual military expenditure and that of the U.S. quickly began to close.

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here it is on one axis lmao

Thank you for this simplified lesson in what propaganda looks like.

Someone smarter than me has probably gone into the semiotics of it but this kind of non-graph – whose primary purpose is to mystify readily available and perfectly readable information which suggests a conclusion disagreeable to the graphmaker – it has to serve some function beyond simple lying. It has to reflect some kind of magical thinking, a belief in taking an inconvenient truth and physically overstriking it on printed paper as a form of curse. The reliability with which graphs like this appear on major news networks and prestige periodicals, where the audience includes the nation’s most powerful businessmen and politicians, has to reflect some kind of ritual behavior. My money’s on its use as propaganda itself being ritual behavior, a blunt assertion that the truth is whatever the powerful make of it. The availability to the public is not an accident and the clarification of how asinine it is by regime opponents seems to be part of the ritual

The information is being deliberately obscured to A) partially encrypt the information from the average persons understanding, and B) reify the information to a more abstract yet politically specific sense of Importance.

Imo this fits the definition of Occult. This graph has been Occluded.

(via mispronouncing-michaelangelo)